Hark! The Harold Horseface Sings

Big Chris here.

First of all, Harold and I would like to wish you all a Happy New Year.

Second of all, I know everyone has been wondering how Harold’s Christmas was. Harold has actually decided to celebrate Orthodox Christmas this year in order to demonstrate Macedonian solidarity. This occurs on January 7th, so Harold is still gearing up for his big holiday celebration. I know he’ll be sharing his Christmas list soon.

Finally, to mark the Christmas season, Harold and I have written a Christmas carol:

 

Hark! The Harold Horseface Sings

 

Hark! the Harold Horseface sings:

“Merriment is what I bring!”

Flailing fingers, hands, and thumbs

Oh, by golly, here he comes!

Sharing all his love and joy

White River Junction’s hometown boy

If you hear the serpent’s sound,

Harold’s coming to your town.

Hark! the Harold Horseface sings:

“Merriment is what I bring!”

 

Mean ole Ethel wasn’t nice

That is why he’s married twice

Goes to Reno when he can

Big high rolling Horseface man

Don’t you cross him, don’t you dare

He’s got shooters everywhere

Macedonia’s fears shall end:

Harold is her greatest friend.

Hark! the Harold Horseface sings:

“Merriment is what I bring!”

 

Happy Holidays to everyone!